Hey Bradley... did you see that on the big screen? (while hallucinating, sleepfucked)
Pte. Leonard
I have a pornographic memory
Mcpl. Stanbury
drop yer cocks and pull up yer socks, it's time for PT
Mcpl. Hook
LOOK! I have a medical chit!
Mcpl. Potapenko
CASTLE! JOKE!
Mcpl. Hook
stop scratchin' yer nuts when you talk to me
Mcpl. Katona-Smith
I'm the keenest motherfucker in NATO
Sgt. Sullivan
holy snappin' arseholes
Mcpl Stanbury
Thank you Mastercorporal, I've been working out
me
Dahmer... your but is nice (butt of rifle)
Mcpl. Katona-Smith
it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb cunt
Mcpl. Stanbury
stop drop and roll doesn't work in hell
Pte. Cranley
Hey look... castle is running on her own... I wonder if she'll fall out
Pte. Leonard
Africa Tree
Lt. Casey
Excuse me... but your balls are showing... bumble-bee tuna
Mcpl. Katona-Smith
8 inches, eh? that's good for a cock size, not a grouping
Sgt. Stawartz
everett, YOU'RE one inch off!
Mcpl Katona-Smith
uh... I think the tent is one inch off
Pte. Everett
I'm busier than a cat trying to bury a turd in a frozen pond
Sgt. Gagnon
if you didn't have hands, would you wear gloves? ... THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING A MUSCLE SHIRT??!
Sgt. Kase
If jesus was reincarnated, he would be this box lunch
Pte. Price
At least now I have an excuse for not getting laid (wounds)
Pte. Leonard
Price, you're manning the MG next... and you know why? BECUASE YOU KILLED JESUS
Pte. Cranley
Mcpl. Stanbury... it says I got 2/20 on my night shoot... is that right?
Pte. Bradley
You got no clue what you're doing. like a teddy bear holdin' his penis
Sgt. Kase
that's the best damn (insert object/action) you'll ever have
Mcpl. Hook
if you cross that line, you better be prepared to hug me
pte. Price
how many of you's got a fuckin hardon over this shit?
Mcpl. Stanbury
look around you. this is one of the most beautiful places in the world. and what are you doing? learning how to kill
sgt. kaucharian
I can't wait to be the bitch in this relationship
pte. Price
JUST LIKE THAT!
8 platoon
When I move you move
Sgt. Kendall
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